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Ugly Naked Guy

It never ceases to amaze me that people, ok so they are out of towners but puleez, don’t realize that what goes on inside their room is fair game until they draw the drapes. Most of the time, the guests pull the curtains just before they crawl into bed. Fortunately for us, by nightfall, our shades are generally down so we tend to miss the goings on across the street and vice versa.

Butt, almost without fail, on the occasion when we’ve neglected to pull our shades, we can’t help but catch a bare bottom or two. What are those people thinking? Are they not familiar with the “Ugly Naked Guy” from Friends? Sheesh.

We SEE you.

We SEE you.

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON DUDE. Or draw your drapes. Please. Sooner rather than later.

Put some clothes on –

says the UT mother of two as they observe the the unclad idiot across the street who fails to note his windows are two-way eyes open to the world, hello. We need not look but the scenario does deliver comedy relief from the stress of daily life.